Call HGTV

I spent the weekend giving my bedroom a face lift. I have no before pictures but if you can picture plain, off-white walls, you can easily get a before image in your head.

I do have the after though, and I think it looks pretty damn good if I do say so myself.

Please excuse the blurry, less than stellar quality of the photo, camera phone + glare = bad picture.

P.S. That lady on top of the bookcase smoking a cigar and drinking a beer? My grandma! (You might not be able to tell, but trust me, she's smoking a cigar and drinking a beer.) Yeah, she's awesome.