February 3, 2009

Weirdos to the left of me...

...wackos to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with blah.

The premier of He's Just Not That Into You was a cacophony of stupid dresses with a dash of "Jennifer Aniston is still the most boring dresser ever".

Everyone's hair and make-up look great (Scarlett Johansson looks much better with brown hair than that retina-searing platinum blond that she tends to gravitate toward) but Drew Barrymore might have used a pair of pantyhose and a Hefty bag to whip up a dress at the very last second; Jennifer Connelly came right from her audition for the Nancy Kerrigan biopic; Ginnifer Goodwin thought she was going to a picnic in July; ScarJo is wearing my grandma's bedspread; and Jennifer Aniston is apparently moonlighting as the hostess at an airport cocktail lounge circa 1978.

It's possible this is why he's just not that into you.

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