Practically Porn

I enjoy watching Michael Phelps in his quest for world domination quite a bit. I also enjoy watching him (and most of the other male swimmers) walk around without shirts on because hubba hubba, you know what I'm sayin'? But the thing is...sometimes the pants ride so low in the front that, well, it verges on pornographic:


Does that not look like we're about 1/2 an inch from full frontal?