Snorethern Exposure

Does anyone remember Janine Turner? She was a pretty woman with short dark hair who played Maggie O'Connell on Northern Exposure and then she had a show on Lifetime where she played...someone who'd had a lot of work done in the service of trying to remain young and pretty but just ended up with rediculously big lips, frightening cheekbones and really pointy nose?

Well, if you know who I'm talking about, tell me if you don't think Angelina Jolie TOTALLY looks like her on the cover of Vanity Faire:

Also, "Angelina Jolie Uncesored"? This is a woman who has openly discussed past heroin use, kept her ex-husband's blood in a vial around her neck, told reporters she'd had sex in the car on the way to a red carpet event, and once tongue kissed her brother at the Oscars. When was the last time we got Angelina Jolie censored?