I do not love the long, almost-a-mutton-chop sideburns that Jared Padalecki has been sporting the last year or so and every week I voice my displeasure out-loud to my television. As if he could hear me and wanted to shut me up, he keeps growing his hair out longer and longer so that it kind of covers them. I don't like that either; now instead of just complaining about his 'burns, I've got to gripe each week about both them and the hair.
You're missing my point, Padalecki. What I'm trying to tell you is to shave off the stupid sideburns (at least the bottom inch or so) and cut the too-long hair and go back to being cute! I vote for revisiting this look: