Apparently the viewers of So You Think You Can Dance are easily swayed by men who cry and beg on behalf of their wives. Last night they sent home Mollee and Legacy instead of Ashleigh - who didn't even dance! - and Ryan - who is the worst dancer left on the show!
I don't remember who at my house said "well, people like him because he loves his wife" but my response to that is "fucking good for him! He should totally be named America's Favorite Guy Who Loves His Wife. But loving his wife shouldn't make him America's Favorite DANCER!"
I am so filled with anger over these results that I can't string together any coherent thoughts so instead I'll just let Joe and AB explain how much this sucks.