I just realized that I have to make the desserts for the family Thanksgiving feast tonight and I haven't been to the grocery store yet. Now I have to brave the aisles with everyone else in the world because the day before Thanksgiving has to be the absolute worst day on earth to go to the store!
It'd be so much better if I could just get someone else to do it for me. Look, Luke Wilson is already there anyway! Luke, I'll just text you a list.