June 19, 2009

Some Problems Can't Be Fixed

Britney's dad, Jamie Spears, has done a pretty admirable job of dialing down the crazy in his daughter. By all accounts her tour has been successful, she spends time with her children, she hasn't flashed her vag in ages, in fact, we hardly ever see her in paparazzi pictures at all anymore. All of those are good things (and Lindsey Lohan should TAKE A NOTE!).

Unfortunately, for all the good he's done, he hasn't made any progress in teaching his little girl that when it's cold outside, she should wear a jacket. Or at least a bra!

It's particularly important when your chest so aggressively points south. Those things are dangerously close to looking more like bovine utters than human breasts!

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