Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual costume ball and holy straight jackets was it ever a parade of What The Fuck Were They Thinking.
Like Mary-Kate Olsen for example, who dressed like an old-west homeless hooker who made her dress herself with scraps of old fabric and tin foil.
Her sister Ashley went less high-concept and more "I think I'll wear this large white sack" with her look.
Rihanna wore a sort of a tuxedo if you're still allowed by law to call it that when it involves this much shiny spandex and the puffiest sleeves ever puffed.
Kate Moss stopped at the ball on her way to a toga party.
I'm not sure Anne Hathaway's dress is necessarily crazy, but the angle of this picture sure makes me feel dirty.
Blake Lively looks pretty except that she has to hold her hand there otherwise, much like Lisa Rinna before her, the whole world will be eyeball deep in her vagina.
Madonna will stop at nothing to ensure that she'll forever be the most desperate-for-attention-looking woman anywhere.
Unfortunately for her, Leighton Meester was in the mood to prove how good an actress she really is and as such, the class and sophistication with which she conducts herself as Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl is totally not who she is in life.