February 17, 2009

A Sad Story

Once upon a time, there was this guy who was the epitome of early-'90s dreaminess. This guy was everything young girls wanted back in the halcyon days of grunge rock and tattered flannel and pre-emo moodiness. Jared Leto (and, perhaps more importantly, his television alter-ego) was truly beautiful.

Tragic then, the process of extreme douchification that turned this:

Into this:

That's Paris Hilton he's tonguing! It really doesn't get any grosser than that!

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