August 30, 2010

Best LOOKING Buddy Cop Movie Ever

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper have signed on play cops in an action comedy written by Sheldon Turner (Up In The Air). Yes, yes, and yes. I whole-heartedly approve of this casting. In fact, if these two are going to be in a movie together, I don't even care what the movie is. That is just a whole lot of pretty in one place.

Cutest Picture From The Emmys

David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris

Congratulations

To all of the Emmy winners, but most especially...


Eric Stonestreet
(I would have given it to Ty Burell myself, but Eric is also deserving.)


Archie Penjabi


Jane Lynch


Jim Parsons

And everyone at Modern Family

I'm disapointed that neither Kyle Chandler nor Connie Britton took home a statue last night, but I'm hopeful that next year will finally be their year.

And in related news...

Six episodes in to my 10 ep Rookie Blue marathon over the weekend, my TV relationship status changed (sorry, Mark Salling). Please meet my new TV boyfriend, Ben Bass, who plays the dreamy Officer Sam Swarek (even his name is pretty awesome, no?).

Weekend In Reviews

I was really busy watching television this weekend. In fact, I decided early on that I had so much to watch that I wouldn’t be able to do anything else all weekend so I stayed in and did just that – watched TV all weekend long. It was awesome!

Mad Men – Until yesterday, I hadn’t seen a single episode of Mad Men and I have always suspected that I was really missing out on something I’d love. I mean, it gets nominated for a zillion awards and critics rave about it and Twitter is all, well, atwitter with talk of it every Sunday night and Monday morning. So I finally put the first season into the ol’ Netflix queue and the first disc arrived a week or so ago.

So I watched the first three episodes yesterday and, I don’t want to be kicked off the internet or anything but, to be honest, I really don’t see what all the fuss is about. It’s boring. If the show focused on the secretaries, I think it’d be more fun and more interesting. Yes, Don Draper (Jon Hamm) is nice to look at, but there isn’t anything else to him that I find interesting. Even this dual identity thing isn’t gripping me.

Nothing happens on that show. Nothing. Three episodes in and the most interesting thing to happen so far is Don leaving his daughter’s birthday party to pick up her cake and then not coming back home for several hours and Betty getting all jealous over the one woman in the state of New York that her husband isn’t banging on the side.

And speaking of Betty, I suppose January Jones could have been given a hell of a lot more to do in the later seasons of the show, but so far, I don’t find her acting to be all that compelling. I know that everyone else loves this show, but I don’t think I’m going to watch any more of it. It’s not that the show is bad, it’s just that I can’t find much to love about it and since I already watch about 3,000 hours of television a week, I can’t spend my time watching things I don’t love when the new season is about to start.

Fringe – I hadn’t ever watched the last 4 episodes from last season and since the next season will be starting soon, I thought I best catch up (same is true of House, but I haven’t gotten around to that yet). First let me say that I suspect the writers spent some time taking psychedelics while writing “Brown Betty” because that was just odd. But the three episodes after that were pretty great and in particular, I’m intrigued by Other Olivia switching places with Our Olivia. How long will it take Our Olivia to get home? Will the power of Peter cause Other Olivia to stop working a nefarious angle for Other Walter? Who will realize first that Other Olivia isn’t who they think she is? I kind of hope it’s Astrid. Will Liv keep the Other Olivia brunette with bangs 'do? Because she really should!

The biggest question of them all is – why don’t I watch this when it’s actually on because great googly moogly I enjoy it!

The Crazies – There were a couple of genuinely jump-worthy moments, but mostly this movie was more dark commentary on the government than it was fright movie. I’ll take any excuse to watch Timothy Olyphant exist on my TV but this one just seemed to go a step too far. Nuking their town was bad enough but then to have it end on the note that they’d just have to go through it all again in the city was a step too far for me. I might have liked it a bit more if Mr. and Mrs. Sheriff weren’t the only ones to make it out. Oh, and also if someone had explained definitively whether or not Mr. Sheriff caught the virus when his gaping open hand wound was pressed up against the slit jugular of a Crazy. I mean, no one was even worried that he might have caught the fucking thing from blood-to-blood contact? Really?

It’s Complicated – It’s really not. While Alec Baldwin is always entertaining to watch and I do love Meryl Streep and Steve Martin, and John Krasinski was particularly entertaining here, the movie was mostly just one middle-aged-sex joke after another. I’m guessing that plays a lot funnier to my mom’s crowd than mine.

Rookie Blue – Remember when I watched the pilot and said it was slow to get going but worth watching? Well since then, I hadn’t watched any more of it. I kept tivo’ing but just hadn’t gotten around to viewing. But a friend kept telling me that it was her favorite summer guilty pleasure and that I really needed to catch up. I felt like I owed her since she did the same with Pretty Little Liars on my recommendation (and agreed with me that it was cheesy brilliance) so I set my mind to playing catch up with it this weekend. She was not wrong.

It reminds me of the first season and a half of Grey’s Anatomy before GA got so concerned with the sex lives of the characters and the forced relationship drama to remember that at its core it was supposed to be about what it’s like to be a new doctor. Rookie Blue is like those early days with cops instead of doctors – the focus is on their struggles to learn what it means to be a cop, to confront the realities of their jobs with the fantasies they’ve always had about it. And with how their personal lives fit in and around their new jobs.

I like that Dov is a bit of an over-zealous spaz, I like that Diaz is still a little more small-town than you’d really like your big-city cops to be. I enjoy Traci’s struggles with motherhood and her friendship with Noelle. I like Andy as the central character though so far they are leaning a bit heavy on her mother-related abandonment issues. Every show needs someone to hate – a villain – and I think Gail is the perfect villain. She isn’t without her redeeming qualities, and despite how awful she usually is, I actually really like her in a relationship with the especially nice Diaz, but mostly I love to hate her. My favorite storyline is Andy’s lovelife. I’m not going to kid you, I don’t understand what she sees in that drip Callaghan. He’s fine to look at but he usually exhibits no personality at all and when he does, he’s usually being mildly assy. Meanwhile, Sam Swarek is funny and charming and sweet and so very hot. And holy Jesus is his smile beautiful. If I were Andy, I’d be having a seriously hot, secret affair with my training officer until my rookie-hood expired and then I’d start having a seriously hot public affair with Officer Swarek.

Rookie Blue isn’t high art, believe me. I’m not sure it would have been the success it is if it had gone on in the fall or spring but it didn’t. It is exactly what we need in the summer months – something decent to keep us entertained and make us care about what’s on TV. The cable nets have managed to make the summer entertaining and I’m glad to see that at least one broadcast network is attempting to replicate that formula.

Good Morning

Jon Hamm

August 26, 2010

New To Me


Last night I watched my first episode of Castle. What did I think of it? So glad you asked!

It was a fine show with an extremely charming lead in Nathan Fillion. It reminds me a LOT of Bones and while I can't be completely sure based on one episode, I think Bones is better. Not that Fillion isn't enough reason to watch it all on his own, because he kind of is. But I didn't have that "why haven't I been watching this all along!?" moment that I like a show to give me when I pick it up mid-stream. I got that from Alias half way through it's first season. I got it from Buffy the Vampire Slayer a month or so into it's third season. I got it from The Big Bang Theory the summer between seasons 2 and 3. The Closer, Leverage, NCIS, The Mentalist, I could go on and on naming shows that hooked me with a single episode. Castle isn't going to make that list. But if there is another night when everything I watch has a night off and Castle is on, I probably will watch it again.


Happy Birthday



Melissa McCarthy turns 40 today. Melissa is adorable, talented, funny (she was wonderfully enjoyable on Gilmore Girls and Samantha, Who?) and once got paid to pretend to be married to Ryan Reynolds and make out with him a little (in the movie The Nines, which I didn't really care for except for the partial Reynolds nudity). Nice work if you can get it!




Chris Pine is 30. I always forget that he was the love interest in that really awful Lindsey Lohan movie where she was the luckiest girl in the world and then the unluckiest and then when I remember (after I Google his picture), I marvel at how that's kind of the story of Lindsey Lohan in general if you replace "unluckiest" with "stupidest" or "most poorly parented." But this isn't really about Lindsey is it? No. This is about how Chris Pine may have come from humble employment beginnings but he ended up starring in the most kick-ass Star Trek movie I've ever seen. Plus he's dreamy, so his life isn't too shabby at all.

August 25, 2010

Ow! My Eyes!


Oh my God in Heaven! There are so many things happening with this outfit that I almost don't know where to start telling her what's wrong with it.

I'm not against mixing patterns by any means because I think that can be really fun. But they should really be patterns that are enjoyable in and of themselves for starters. They should also be patterns that have some tangential relationship to each other - like a similar or complementary color scheme for example. Hardly anything in the world should be accessorized as heavily as this but most especially not anything that is, itself, very busy. And finally, whatever you're wearing should fit you in a way that shows off the very best things about you rather than making your perfectly lovely figure look appallingly unattractive.

This outfit fails on every single level.

Good Morning

Josh Hartnett

August 24, 2010

Nit Pickery


This is such an adorable picture of Christina Applegate who is, herself, adorable. Seriously, if you don't follow her on Twitter you should do yourself a favor and get on that. But I kinda think she could have chosen a dress that fit her a bit better. I dig it all over except in the bust, where it just doesn't do anything for her.

August 20, 2010

The winner...

...of today's wet shirt competition is...

Brad Pitt

Why don't my ponytails ever look this good?


I wish Jennifer Aniston would stop being so effing good looking. Frankly, it's starting to get on my nerves. You know what else is kind of bugging me? I suspect she has the world's most gorgeously boring closet. If she organizes hers the same way I do mine - by color - then I'm picturing white, gray, black, navy, beige, the end. Seriously, Jen. Hire a stylist that'll give you reds, greens, bright oranges, purples, shades of blue that can't be confused with black in dim light. There is a whole color wheel out there, and I think you'd be surprised how much more irritatingly gorgeous you'd look in most of it.

If you're scared to jump right into to the deep end, maybe just start with accessories? A fuscia shoe would have kicked this outfit into a whole other gear!

Dear Joe,

You're awesome and I love you.

Happy Birthday


Joan Allen is 54.




James Marsters turns 48.




Amy Adams is 36.




And my favorite angel, Misha Collins, is also 36 today.

August 19, 2010

Happy Birthday

Kyra Sedgwick is 45 today. I hope I stumble on a giant bag of money soon, so that I can afford the many, many surgeries it will take to ensure I look that young and amazing when I'm 45.

Good Morning

Ian Somerhalder

August 18, 2010

Weekend (and then some) In Reviews

My movie watching has been really slow the last few weekends. I think I'm going to make a point of staying in the house and doing nothing this weekend just so I have something more interesting to post about here. Oh, and also because I enjoy being lazy. But it's MOSTLY for you.

Tenure - As you've no doubt noticed from previous movie reviews here, I'll watch pretty much anything if it has Luke Wilson in it because I find him adorable and I like the character he plays - and make no mistake, he plays pretty much the same character in every movie. While most of the movies are at best sweet and funny and at worst stupid, they all feature this one character - Luke's character - who somehow makes it feel like it wasn't a complete waste of your time just by virtue of being so likable (and adorable).

Tenure had the character except this time, he just seemed like a sad-sack. He had only the faintest hint of the charm and charisma that he usually has in his movies and because of that, the movie's other awful, stupid, boring aspects just seemed that much worse.

I wouldn't recommend this movie to even the most hard-core Luke Wilson fans out there. Save yourselves the disappointment.

Drive Me Crazy - After Tenure was so unenjoyable, I couldn't bear the thought of being disappointed by another NetFlix pick so I went to my old standby shelf and picked something I knew I'd enjoy. I hadn't watched Drive Me Crazy in quite a while but I've seen it many, many times before and I adore it.

I am an unapologetic lover of teen-centric movies and TV shows and anticipate that being the case until I'm well into my golden years. Maybe until I'm dead. This is actually one of the more mature and more interesting of the genre, in my opinion. It has all the elements that you always find in these movies - boy and girl from opposite ends of the social spectrum, thrust together by circumstance, develop feelings for each other, don't tell each other about said feelings, encounter a misunderstanding that drives a wedge between them and then make up at the end so that the whole thing ends with a smooch - but it also has something wry and biting about it's humor and it's commentary on high school in general. The characters are people you know, knew, like, hate or can relate to in some other way.

Some movies want you to believe that the popular kids are all assholes and the outcasts are all smart, near-perfect people. This movie believes there are stupid assholes and smart, funny, sweet people mixed evenly throughout both groups and I tend to agree. The screenplay was written by Rob Thomas a few years before Veronica Mars and there are some tonal similarities in the dialogue that I enjoy now. I'd seen and loved this long before VM, obviously, and when I found out a season into VM that Rob was responsible for this too, it kind of made me love him and it even more.

Nicole (Melissa Joan Hart) and Chase (Adrian Grenier) are neighbors and childhood friends who've long-since stopped speaking and become polar opposites in their schools social hierarchy. But they have something in common again when Chase is dumped by his "cause of the day" activist girlfriend because he won't protest medical testing on animals with her, and Nicole's crush asks a cheerleader from another school to the big dance instead of her. Nicole suggests that they two of them pretend to hang out and date and then go to the dance together which will keep her from looking pathetic and dateless and will make Dulcie jealous so she'll want Chase back. From there it's mean girls and conformity and friendship and lessons and scheming and smooching. You know the drill.

Hart and Grenier take their parts perfectly and have good chemistry with each other and the supporting cast is equally well-cast and interesting. It's worth seeing...several times.


Melissa & Joey - I tweeted a while back that I was a little ashamed of how much I actually wanted to watch this show but to be honest, I'm not really ashamed by that. The part of me that wanted to see this is the same part of me that still enjoys watching episodes of The Facts of Life, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, What I Like About You, and other such shows when I happen by them.

This is actually a little closer in tone and story to Who's The Boss (which I'd also watch in a hot second if it were on a television near me at this very moment) and it's perfectly silly and cheesy and fun. Melissa Joan Hart plays frazzled well and she has a gusto and abandon in her that lends itself very well to comedy. The chemistry between Hart and Joe(y) Lawrence is enjoyable and effortless and I certainly like that they're not hitting me over the head from the word go with a flirty will-they-or-won't-they thing that isn't going to be the most interesting thing about the show anyway. What they really need to do is put Melissa in some longer skirts and dresses. Maybe even some pants! The woman is a politician, she really shouldn't show 3/4 of her thigh every time she leaves the house. I'd also like to see more of Joe being extremely cabable as he was in the pilot which was a bit stronger than the second episode. The aspect of Melissa being very good at her job and at being the fun aunt but at very little else, and Joe being very good with the house keeping and the cooking and smoothing things over with the kids as they all transition into Melissa being their guardian instead of their friend presents a lot of potentially funny story opportunites, I think.

Before you even ask, I will be watching this again. I've already given it a season pass. I am not at all embarrassed to tell you that.

Happy Birthday


Robert Redford is 74 today. Have any of you ever seen Barefoot In The Park? He was a very good looking man in his prime. And his prime lasted a good long while.




Christian Slater turns 41 today. Ah, I remember my youth when I thought he was the hottest thing since fire. I think nearly every woman in my age bracket has a favorite Christian Slater movie even still. Mine is Pump Up The Volume. What's yours?




Edward Norton is also 41 today. He's quite the looker too but I'll never love anything he does more than I love his turn as Worm in Rounders. I know it isn't exactly the best movie he's ever made, but I still love it.

August 17, 2010

Happy Birthday

My TV boyfriend, Mark Salling, turns 28 today. My TV boyfriend's age makes me feel slightly cougar-y. I hate that.

August 13, 2010

And the winner is...

This season of So You Think You Can Dance has taken some hits - the injuries, the judging inconsistencies, whether there were more pros or cons in the all-star format, etc. But overall, I thought the dancing was top shelf this season, I thought the quality of the entertainment was the best since season 4 and I thought the finale was the most emotionally satisfying in the show’s history.

Right from the start it was firing on all cylinders last night. The opening group routine was a terrific production featuring all 11 contestants plus the all-stars choreographed by one of the gentlemen from the Legion of Xtraordinary Dancers, who really are the shit. They even found a way to include Alex when they brought him out in a chair and had him doing some synchronized hand work that was very impressive.

The thrills continued when they flashed over to the judges table and who did my eye spy but Mary Murphy! After putting up with a whole lot of nonsense from the judgery this season, it made me appreciate what Mary brought to the proceedings - namely some genuine affection and enthusiasm for the dancers and the overall quality of the dancing on the show as well as some ballroom expertise that I think would have saved us all from raves over Robert’s constant, terrible flailing around during his ballroom routines. So I was thrilled to see her smiling, botoxed face on the panel last night, joined as it was by Stacey Tookey, Tyce DiOrio, Kenny Ortega and the usual three stooges – Nigel, Mia and Adam (who, by the way, appeared to be a good 8 inches shorter than everyone else on the panel).

The collected “judges” then started introducing their favorite dances from the season and then the dancers once again took the stage to recreate them. I agreed with some and others definitely wouldn’t have been my pick. And after half a season of talking about it, I was a little disappointed that they didn’t recreate the prom routine with Kent and Lauren.

They also had some guest performers. Quest Crew (minus Dom) did a really entertaining number that included one guy in a gas mask and top hat who didn’t remove either the entire time. A couple of tap-dancing teenage brothers did a thing. And when Nigel faked a stubbed toe as part of the Season 7 Injury Curse, a 7 year old boy named Luke came out and tap-danced better than anyone has ever tapped on the show before. Oh, and Black Gold performed their song that the show has used to back the “best bits” packages for the departing contestants this season.

They also invited Charlie Bruce over, she’s the winner of So You Think You Can Dance UK, to perform a Mandy Moore routine with Neil. So not only is she beautiful and an amazing dancer but she’s lucky as hell to boot. Ok. It’s a great routine that makes me wonder where that sort of choreography was for us this season. Perhaps Mandy didn’t leave her best ideas in 2007 so much as she left them in Britain.

Half way through the show Cat called our finalists to the center of the stage to let Robert know that he’d come in third. I knew that would be his fate and all I can say is that on this show, more than any other reality competition I can think of, there truly are no losers. Just ask fellow third place contestants Neil, Katee, Kayla and Kathryn.

There was one, much-ballyhooed performance still to go before we found out who won. The Alex/Twitch hip-hop routine was, by most accounts, the highlight of the season but with Alex unable to recreate the number on stage due to his Achilles tendon’s stubborn refusal to do it’s one job properly, we had to see it another way. Normally they would have simply replayed the original performance for us (as they did with Alex and Allison’s week 1 Hallelujah routine) but it seems that a big fan of the show, and of Alex’s, called Nigel and asked if she might pay tribute to Alex by recreating that routine for the finale. And Nigel said yes because he never passes up an opportunity to grab viewers with a stunt. So they added a door to the set piece for Dr. Twitch’s therapy office, for maximum reveal drama, and when Twitch answered the knock, there hung Ellen Degeneres.

NappyTabs re-worked the routine to simplify it for her and the four rehearsed for a week. She didn’t treat it as a joke like I feared she would. Instead she gave it her all, she did an admirable job, and when it was over, she gave a heartfelt speech to Alex and the audience about how much dance and the show mean to her. It was a nice moment.

And when that nice moment was over, Cat called Kent and Lauren – the exact right top two for this season in my opinion – to the center of the stage and announced that America’s new favorite dancer is…Lauren Froderman!

They had just seconds left in the broadcast so things moved fast after that but it was probably the most joyous and sweet final moment I can remember from this show. She received her flowers and the Gatorade bottle with her picture on it and then a million pounds of confetti rained down on her as the rest of the contestants and all-stars stormed the stage for hugs. Lauren quickly cracked open her Gatorade and doused herself, as all the real athletes do in times of victory, and then Twitch and Dominic whisked her up onto their shoulders and everyone celebrated.

There are many, many things to love about this show, not the least of which is the extraordinary dancing, but my favorite thing is how much the contestants – each year and from all previous seasons – genuinely love and support each other. From this show I can see that the professional dance community is a family of people who do what they do because they love it, not to be better or more successful than anyone else. They are truly wonderful, hard-working, talented, awesome people and I get misted up just talking about them.

Congratulations, Lauren and congratulations to all of the contestants and all-stars and choreographers this season. You are amazing people and it’s been my privilege to share another season with you. I look forward to spotting all of the dancers in many things to come and I’ll see everyone else back here next year when we find another batch of our favorite dancers.

August 12, 2010

The Cream Of The Crop

For the first time in the history of So You Think You Can Dance, I think we have the exact right people in the finale (though, if there had been no injuries, I think it might have gone a different way and I suspect I would have been happy with that too) and I would be pleased as punch if any one of them were to win. That’s not to say I don’t have a preference, because I do, but all three of the finalists were terrific last night and it made for maybe the best final performance show ever.

Contestant: Kent
All-Star: Lauren
Dance: Bollywood, Nakul Dev Mahajan

It’s no secret I don’t care for Bollywood and I think it’s way over-used on the show, but this one was fun. The “story” is that Kent and Lauren are getting married when Kent chickens out and ditches Lauren at the alter. Other than the very beginning of the dance, I didn’t see that “story” all that much in the dance but it was energetic and had a lot of humor and played to Kent’s strength of performing and drawing the audience in to the dance.
Grade – Contestant: A
Grade – All-Star: A
Grade – Choreography: B+


Contestant: Lauren
All-Star: Twitch
Dance: Hip Hop, Tabitha and Napoleon

Ok, I have never been as enamored with NappyTabs gimmick routines as Nigel, but there have been a couple that I’ve enjoyed and this is one. It’s a presidential debate between Twitch and Lauren and it was plenty entertaining to watch. Both danced it very well and I continue to be blown away by how Lauren fits into every genre they throw at her. This isn’t her first hip hop so it’s not new news that she is very hard hitting and kicks all kinds of ass at it but it remains astounding and wonderful to watch her take on everything with such gusto and knock it all out of the park.
Grade – Contestant: A+
Grade – All-Star: A+
Grade – Choreography: A


Contestant: Robert
All-Star: Mark
Dance: Jazz, Tyce DiOrio

This was quite a departure for Tyce and was actually pretty decent. Robert and Mark look enough alike that when you dress them identically, they make a fairly interesting big-twin, little-twin pairing on stage. But Mark’s style is so perfectly jazzy – both in the way he dances it and in the way he performs it – that it was easy to tell who was the all-star and who was the contestant the whole way through. While Mark is IN the dance, Robert just seems to be dancing on top of it. He has all the moves but he’s wearing them like clothes and the moves are inside of Mark so everything is a little smoother, a little funkier and a little more entertaining to watch. I thought Mark out danced Robert by quite a bit this time.
Grade – Contestant: B
Grade – All-Star: A+
Grade – Choreography: A-


Contestants: Lauren and Robert
Dance: Contemporary, Dee Kaspary
They’re dancing with a pillow which is supposed to symbolize home and their weariness. There were some interesting elements to the dance to be sure but there was also a lot of weird angles that kind of kept it from flowing for me. And, as so often happens when they dance with a prop, I found I was watching the prop a lot waiting to see if they’d drop it or miss it or trip on it or something. That kind of thing can be really distracting if it doesn’t feel 100% integrated into the dance and this was one of those times when it didn’t. It was a fine piece but nothing that I’ll remember for any real length of time.
Grade – Lauren: A
Grade – Robert: A
Grade – Choreography: B+


Contestants: Lauren and Kent
Dance: Jazz, Mandy Moore

Oh, Mandy. You came and you gave us some sub-par routines this season. And now I’d like to send you away for a while until you get some of the zest that inspired the table dance in season three back. Oh, Mandy. That’s right, I went to Barry Manilow! This was a perfectly cute and fun number and they danced it exactly as I think it was meant to be danced and the two of them have undeniably good chemistry with one another so it was a win on that level. But the problem was that this looked like a routine an intermediate Junior High dance class could have mastered. It just wasn’t strong enough choreography for a finale or for this show at all, really. I wouldn’t have even trusted this routine to weed out the chaff in Vegas. But that’s not something I can blame Kent or Lauren for and as I said, they danced it perfectly for what it was, unfortunately it showcased absolutely nothing about them. Oh, except that Lauren looks hella cute in nerd glasses.
Grade – Lauren: A
Grade – Kent: A
Grade – Choreography: C-


Contestant: Kent
All-Star: Allison
Dance: Contemporary, Stacey Tookey
This was an excellent dance and an excellent performance from both dancers. The premise was that the two of them spend all their time pretending to be a perfect couple but it’s caused such tension between them that when they’re home alone together, all they do is fight. And these are ugly, horrible fights. It begins with the two just coming home after some fancy function, she takes off her dress and he throws his cufflinks aside, and then they pick a fight with one another that escalates. It was filled with emotion to the point that it made me vaguely uncomfortable to watch. Like when I was little and my parents were still married and would sometimes have horrible fights after I was in bed and I’d sneak down to see what was happening and spy these confrontations that I should never have seen. But I mean all of that in the best possible way because both dancers, but especially Kent, were so raw and so powerful in their performance that while they were brilliant with the steps, the steps were completely secondary to the scene that played out on stage. It was one of the top dances of the season for me. And when Adam asked Kent what he was feeling and Kent said that it was personal but that at some point it just wasn’t about the steps because the emotion had taken over, all the judges agreed that that was exactly the breakthrough they’re always looking for in a dancer. I think that’s what turns a dancer from a contestant into an all-star.
Grade – Contestant: A+
Grade – All-Star: A+
Grade – Choreography: A+


Contestant: Robert
All-Star: Kathryn
Dance: Broadway, Spencer Liff

Spencer can choreograph GOOD Broadway! By far the best Broadway number of the season and one of the best from the whole run of the show, this told the story, it fit the music, it didn’t look like it would have been better with a whole fucking production and 20 additional dancers (like Tyce’s choreography ALWAYS does). It was pitch perfect and both dancers were right on the money. I thought this was Robert’s best performance of the season and he danced that thing like the ass of his pants wasn’t ripped completely open (it was!). More Spencer Liff, please!
Grade – Contestant: A+
Grade – All-Star: A+
Grade – Choreography: A+


Contestant: Lauren
All-Star: Pasha
Dance: Cha Cha, Melanie LaPatin and Tony Meredith
How many more ways can I tell you that Lauren is freaking awesome and that when she dances with Pasha it is hotter than the sun? There just aren’t any other ways for me to say it. This one didn’t blow me away quite as much as some of the other ones they’ve done but once again, she kills these ballroom routines as if she were a ballroom dancer! It gave me chills when Mia told her that if she were still dancing, she’d want to dance exactly like Lauren.
Grade – Contestant: A
Grade – All-Star: A
Grade – Choreography: A


Contestants: Kent and Robert
Dance: Malevos, Miriam Larici and Leonardo Barrionuevo
Apparently this is how men in Argentina practice their tangos when there are no women around to dance with. They dance with each other and turn the sexy tango into a dance fight. I didn’t realize there was such a shortage of women in Argentina but whatever. It’s an ok dance and perhaps it could have been great but with this pair it ended up feeling a bit awkward. For one thing, Robert is so much taller than Kent it was like watching a guy fight with his much younger brother. For another, Robert’s sloppy ballroom feet struck again. He lacks any sort of crispness below the waist and ends up looking like his long legs are just flailing around down there. Kent out-danced him in this one.
Grade – Kent: A-
Grade – Robert: B-
Grade – Choreography: A-


Predictions
Should Win:
Lauren
Will Win: Lauren

I know that Kent has a huge following and I suppose they could have all decided to speed-dial themselves into a coma last night to ensure victory for the cutest contestant ever. And Robert’s fan base has steadily grown over the course of the show – rightfully so – but I don’t think that they are large enough or passionate enough to out-vote the folks who love Kent. Still, I think that Lauren really has been the most consistently outstanding dancer of the season and I think that she’s won over a lot of people that way who will quietly vote en masse for her because of it. I also think it’d make a great story for a girl to win the very season the girls started at such a disadvantage.